Stories from a fulltime cabbie...life & times
Viewer assumes all risk...
Published on August 1, 2004 By Cab Driver In Welcome
THIS BLOG IS INTENDED FOR AUDIENCES THAT ARE MATURE ENOUGH TO MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEIR OWN ACTIONS. THIS SITE MAY CONTAIN GRAPHIC DETAILS (MAYBE EVEN PICTURES!) OF SEX, VIOLENCE, DRUGS, ACTIONS WHICH MAY BE ILLEGAL OR DANGEROUS, CRAZY DRIVING, GRATUITOUS TIPPING AND/OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT I SEE OR EXPERIENCE IN OR ABOUT MY CAB. NONE OF THE INFORMATION CONTAINED IN THIS BLOG IS INTENDED TO INSTRUCT, RECOMMEND, DEMAND, INSIST, OR OTHERWISE COERCE ANY PERSON AND SHOULD BE READ PURELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. THE CHARACTERS, PLACES AND EVENTS PORTRAYED IN THIS BLOG ARE NON-FICTITIOUS, EXCEPT AS NOTED OR WHEN THE AUTHOR WOULD, IN A COURT OF LAW, BE ABLE TO AVOID PROSECUTION UNDER FIFTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS. OTHERWISE ANY SIMILARITY TO REAL PEOPLE, PLACES, OR EVENTS IS NOT COINCIDENTAL.


IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE :
AS A CONCERNED ADULT, I MUST INSIST THAT IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE, YOU NOT VIEW THIS BLOG WITHOUT THE DIRECT APPROVAL AND SUPERVISION OF AN ADULT. IF YOU ARE VIEWING THE INTERNET OR THIS BLOG UNSUPERVISED, LEAVE NOW AND ASK A PARENT/GUARDIAN TO TAKE A MORE ACTIVE ROLE IN YOUR LIFE. IT IS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF PARENT(S)/GUARDIAN(S)/CAREGIVER(S)/MATURE PRESENCE(S)/ADULTS IN GENERAL TO TAKE AN ACTIVE ROLE IN THE SAFETY, EDUCATION, DEVELOPMENT, AND SUPERVISION OF ALL CHILDREN.

AT THE VERY LEAST, PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT WHAT YOU VIEW HERE MAY INVOLVE:
- DANGEROUS THINGS.
- THINGS THAT YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
- THINGS THAT YOU COULD, EVEN AS A JUVENILE, BE PUT IN JAIL FOR
(and YES, the stories you've heard about jail are all true!).
- THINGS THAT FRIGHTEN YOU.
- THINGS THAT ARE JUST PLAIN WEIRD OR DISGUSTING TO YOU.
IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 AND UNSUPERVISED, AND HAVE DISREGARDED MY PREVIOUS REQUEST TO LEAVE, THEN PLEASE BE MATURE ABOUT IT AND DISCUSS ANYTHING THAT YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND OR THAT BOTHERS YOU WITH AN ADULT.


FROM THIS POINT FORWARD, ALL USERS WHO CONTINUE TO VIEW THIS BLOG ASSUME ALL RESPONSIBILITY. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. YOU CANNOT SUE ME FOR THERAPY BILLS.

Comments
on Aug 03, 2004
"ALL USERS WHO CONTINUE TO VIEW THIS BLOG ASSUME ALL RESPONSIBILITY"

ooooh, goody. i love doing that !. even when i don't have to. hi, and welcome to ju

vanessa/mig XX
on Aug 03, 2004
i agree with mig. disclaimers are definitely the best at piquing my interest.
on Aug 03, 2004
Welcome aboard Taxi. Your off to a good start! Now take me to a stripclub...lol
on Aug 04, 2004
Glad you like it.

I actually keep a list of stripclubs that are open after-hours for that occasional customer who doesn't want the party to end! We have quite a few that are open until 4am, and one 5am. There is a club that I wish were open after 2am - because they pay cab drivers $10 a head for bringing people in. I offer discounted trips to it, and a free ride for parties of 4 or 5.

So guy - if you find three friends to go... lol